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The Rise and Fall of Crappy JLA Stories

// March 12th, 2010 // No Comments » // Comics, Review, commentary

Roy isn't the only thing falling apart at DC.

*Warning- article contains spoilers regarding recent Justice League related stories, as well as future Green Lantern stories.*

It was hardly a week ago that I was raving about how great the ending of Cry For Justice was and how excited I was for the Fall of Green Arrow and Rise of Aresnal story arcs.

That didn’t last long.

Well, I suppose I should thank DC for killing my interest so early before I spent much more money.

This past Wednesday saw the prelude to both stories (Justice League: Rise and Fall special).  The stories which began with James Robinson have been passed to DC newcomer J.T. Krul.  Apparently that was a huge mistake on DC’s part.

I’ve only read Krul’s work once before on the recent Blackest Night: Titans miniseries.  The story was serviceable, but to be honest I wasn’t the least bit interested in what was going on, even with Ed Benes on art.   There wasn’t anything especially bad about the story, though.  It was just bland.

Having read The Rise and Fall special, it is my hope that I’ve seen the worst Krul has to offer.   A lot of people have complained about Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) murdering villain Prometheus. ‘Heroes shouldn’t murder.’  I disagree with that, at least in this instance.  Prometheus killed thousands of people, with the intention of much more.  His actions were responsible for the death of Ollie’s grand-daughter and the crippling of his adoptive son, Roy Harper.  Was the murder an act of vengeance? A crime of passion?  Pre-meditation?  Yes, yes, HELL YES.  (More on this later.)

Frankly, Oliver Queen has never been so interesting as he was at the end of C4J. When someone purposely murders the people you love and walks away scot-free (or I suppose Scott Free, in this case. hehehe. sorry.), the question isn’t “what would you do to him?”  The question is, what comes next? From a story stand-point, that is a great place to be!

Unfortunately, Krul took that promise and… did ungentlemanly things with it.

The special itself deals with Ollie and his supporting cast finding out what he did. Roy is still in a coma and doesn’t know about his daughter’s death or Ollie’s actions.    The story starts out fine (in spite of the fact that Mike Mayhew’s atrocious “art” fills out a full third of the story) as we see Oliver dealing with the pain of his loss by seeking vengeance on anyone who had a hand in Prometheus’ schemes and hiding the truth of the murder from his friends.

There is a brief interlude early on that shows Green Arrow’s inner monologue during the murder.  It is here that the first cracks in foundation start to show.  Ollie thinks about who Prometheus was and explains that prior to the attack they “all thought he was a joke.”  Excuse me?  The guy who single handedly took down the all-star Justice League team including Superman and Batman- was a JOKE?  Granted, Ollie was “dead” when Prometheus first appeared, and as I recall he personally beat the second Prometheus.  Still, to think that he would underestimate an enemy of that caliber is poor characterization at best.  Not a major gripe so far, but this is only the first poor choice in the story.

The Justice League splits up into three groups.  Some go with Black Canary and Green Arrow to fight the riots and save the innocents in Star City.  Others such as Wally (Flash III) and Dick (Batman II) search for the remaining villains who could provide leads to Prometheus’ whereabouts.   Hal (Green Lantern) and Barry (Flash II) seek out the Shade who they suspect knows how to get to Prometheus.

Okay, this is where the story REALLY starts to dig into my nerves.  I am a huge fan of James Robinson’s Starman, and subsequently his characterization of golden age villain The Shade as a complex figure who is neither hero nor entirely villain.  When you take a character who has been graced retroactively with such a rich history and have him say some thing to the effect of “You foolish mortals!”  —  J.T. Krul, I would personally like to see James Robinson kick you in the nuts. HARD.

Nevertheless, the story moves forward.  The body is revealed with the arrow sticking out of his forehead.  Prometheus’ … uhh, super-helmet… is missing, presumably stolen by Professor IQ who was present at the time.  So how do Hal and Barry react?  Well, Hal is shocked-  SHOCKED I TELL YOU! –ahem*   Barry on the other hand– is pissed.  His first thought is clearly “we need to arrest Oliver right now, that evil bastard!”

Ladies and gentleman, I give you Barry Allen: World’s Fastest DICK.  As for JT Krul, I would now like to see Carmine Infantino kick you in the nuts.  Granted, it wouldn’t be really hard because the man is really, really old- but still, its the principle of the thing.

And it seems that the Fall of Oliver Queen will center around his friends’ efforts to bring him to justice (sorry for the pun).

Is it wrong for heroes to kill?  Yes.  But sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reasons.  Prometheus killed thousands of people. Given time, he may have done worse.  From a realistic standpoint, this was man who could not be tolerated to live.   Its not hard to see him as the comic book version of a terrorist. Now suppose your best friend went looking for him and took the law into his own hands.   Is that behavior that should be encouraged?  Certainly not.  But should it be condemned?  Not in the slightest.

Being an adult is about making hard decisions and taking responsibility for the consequences.  Stopping a mass murderer the only way you know how is a hard decision, but one that has to be made.  It sort of goes back to the Batman/ Joker argument.  How many times should Batman shrug his shoulders and hope they help him ‘get better’?  How many bodies are too many before you say “Never again”?Do we accept that the Joker should not be executed because capital punishment/ execution is wrong… or because it’s Batman? These are the kinds of moral quandaries that Krul should be exploring.

I would like to think that if I were in a similar situation (oh, you know what I mean!) my friends would understand.   Rise and Fall special didn’t make me question my answers; it just made me feel sorry that Ollie has friends that are such huge self-righteous assholes.

Headlines

// February 15th, 2010 // 3 Comments » // Comics, Humor, Review, Rumor

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I’m a little late for my Week in Comics segment, but I have a good excuse.  I’m incredibly lazy.  So let’s jump right into it, shall we?

Marvel seems to be the big winner on headlines this week.

This morning it was announced that Marvel is taking the adjective from Astonishing X-Men and making it into an entire line.  It’s supposed to be some sort of low continuity series line so that new readers can jump right into the Marvel world.  I liked this idea better when it was called their Ultimate line.

So far they’ve announced the new team on Ast. X-Men and one new series: Astonishing Wolverine/ Spider-man which is a team up book by Jason Aaron and Adam Kubert.

Why does Cyclops look like a bouncer for a gay night club?

Warren Ellis will be joined by Kaare Andrews for his third Astonishing arc.  I’m fairly impressed with the designs even if Emma, Scott and Hisako look like rejects from FAME and Wolverine seems the doing his best impression of Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse. It may be worth noting that Beast looks a little closer to his original blue fur form.  That may just be an odd angle though.

Also? You can totally see Ororo’s boobs. Nice.

After recently announcing that they would be canceling the entire Avengers line, Marvel came back with a new line-up.  So far they’ve announced Hawkeye, Spider-woman, Bucky Cap, Thor, Iron Man, Wolverine and Spider-man.  They claim this isn’t the full line up and considering the guy girl ratio is 7 to 1, you can bet on Mockingbird and possibly Jessica Jones.   Bendis is on board, along with JRJR and Klaus Janson.  I’m a huge Romita Jr fan, but Klaus Janson is too dark an inker.  He works best with someone who has a lighter touch.   New Avengers has been a solid series under Bendis, so rebooted number aside, I expect this to be a great series.

Can the same be said for Secret Avengers?

Ignited by a series of cryptic roster silhouettes, the internet buzz has been heavy on this series by Ed Brubaker and Mike Deodato Jr.  There’s been speculation that this is a follow up to Dark Avengers.  Personally, I’m nixing that guess.  One: it’s two easy. And secondly the only reason people think that is bc Deodato was the Dark Avengers artist and one of the promos resembles Venom.  The truth is there are about a thousand Spider-man clones out there, figuratively and literally.

The bigger tip-off may be the adjective.  I’m thinking Secret Avengers is going to be Fury’s team.  Brubaker is brilliant at spy stories, as evidenced by the last few years on Captain America.

Unfortunately we’ll have to wait until after Seige before we get any real answers.

Last but not least, Marvel is kicking off yet another cosmic event with the resurrection of the Mad Titan in The Thanos Imperative: Ignition. Thanos was killed by current Guardian of the Galaxy member, Drax the Destroyer.

I want this cover to have my awesome babies.

The Thanos Imperative comes on the heels of the non-event Realm of Kings and once again involves The Fault, a rip in time/space from which all sorts of Lovecraftian badness is coming.  In addition to Thanos, the event will also focus on Adam Warlock’s evil side, The Magus.  The Magus has sprung up in several different forms throughout the years, most recently as the half the embodiment of Warlock’s soul in  the Infinity War (mid-90′s).

No real solids on this series either, but this is now the fourth Cosmic event in as many years. Abnett and Lanning have left the cosmic end of Marvel in far better shape than the regular universe, but it’s still more event fatigue.   That said, it probably will be a good series, so if you can stomach one more cross-over, go for it.

Speaking of events, DC leads off with the covers to this Summer’s Return of Bruce Wayne.

Bruce Wayne does Philip Marlowe? I'm SO in!

Each of the six covers illustrates the different eras that Batman will fight his way through as he battles back to the current timeline. We’ll see Bat-cave man (heh, i made a punny), Captain Bat Sparrow, Witch hunter Batman, Gunslinger Batman and Detective Batman… which isn’t all that conceptually different from regular Bruce, but looks awesome nonetheless.

Morrison has stated that this story doesn’t rewrite the DCU’s history so much as add definition to it.  Apparently Batman was getting things done.

I’m on the fence with this one.  It looks like a fun Batman story, but on the other hand Morrison has been seriously off his rocker since Final Crisis #1.  This may be the most polarizing of Morrison’s work yet… but not likely.

Another major story is in the offing over in the Superman corner of the DCU.  War of the Supermen will be known as the “100 minute war”.  The story is a four parter set in 25 minute increments by James Robinson and Sterling Gates, based on the plans of Geoff Johns.  According to Robinson’s twitter, DC Blogger Alex Segura came up with the concept of the 100 minute war.  Basically it’s a war fought in super-speed.

Okay… that’s just gorram cool.  I haven’t really been in with Supes since the New Krypton arc, but hot damn this sounds like it’s worth trying.

DC’s Brightest Day series has a few more details.  A new cover features the original Aquaman apparently reborn after the events of Blackest Night.   The character has been gone since a failed reboot of the series during DC’s One Year Later stories.

too much tequilla will do that to you, Arthur.

Also post- Blackest Night, the Green Lantern Corps will spin off a third series (fourth if you count Brightest Day).   Green Lantern: Emerald Warriors will star everyone’s favorite ring-wielding jack ass, Guy Gardner.  The series will be written by Peter Tomasi who is departing GLC.  Tomasi will in turn be replaced by Tony Bedard.

Okay, on the one hand that’s way too many Green Lantern series.  On the other, Guy Gardner is bad ass.  As for GLC, Tony Bedard is a really talented writer who seems to keep getting crappy jobs.  Hopefully Green Lantern Corps will turn that around.

Oh, and in other GL news, Ganthet goes from being Guardian of the Blue Lanterns to bitch-job of grunt ring-slinger for the Green Corps.  No idea why.

That’s it for this week.  I’ll try to be less lazy this weekend.

The Week In Comics

// January 16th, 2010 // No Comments » // Comics, Humor, Review, Rumor

Well, DC has been fisting the community with news this week via their Source Blog.  Some exciting.  Some— well. Anyway. But their DEFINITELY  heavy hitter on comics news this week.  I’ll start with their competitors.

—The big news from Marvel this week comes courtesy of IGN.    Marvel has decided to end all of their Avengers titles after their Siege event.   Expect more news soon regarding these possible replacements.

New New Avengers

Avengers: the Cash Initiative

Mighty Predictable Avengers

and Captain America:  Publicity Stunts Reborn.

Can Marvel be any more predictable with this shit?   New number ones, followed in two years by original number reboots.  Wash, rinse, repeat.   It’s so tiring.  We all know this is just a reason to bump up cover prices on “special event” issues.   The current Avengers line is just fine by me.  Bendis and Immonen have been tearing. it. up. on New Avengers.  Stuart Immonen is a rock star.   And while Dan Slott’s Mighty Avengers is a mixed bag, it’s usually a mixed bag full of goodies.  I find his Robo-banging, bitch-slapping, cross dressing, Scientist Supreme Hank Pym to be one of the funner characters in comics right now.  And honestly, why doesn’t marvel have a shirt with him saying “Dr. Richards?  It’s on, bitch.”  I’d buy that. Dark Avengers is pretty crazy fun as well.  The only real strike is Initiative which I dropped when they became the Avenger counter strike too long a name should have stayed the New Warriors and why exactly is Tigra leading–  what was I saying again?

Marvel, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.  But, hey- maybe we’ll get a proper Young Avengers title back.

—The other news that’s been hinted at is that their follow up to Dark Reign will be the Heroic Age.

ENOUGH.  Enough Marvel.  No more special events.  No more cover branding.  No more line-wide title connections.  Give us three years.  Just three years to rest up from event fatigue.  Allow your writers to tell their own stories.  Sales might actually go up.  Because I guarantee you this.  I won’t be reading any more events after this year. Not for a long while.  Enough is enough.

On to DC

—There’s going to be a comic series named Legends to compliment DC’s MMORPG that’s been long in the works.

I don’t care.  NEXXXXXXT!

—Geoff Johns will be penning Tiny Titans #25 with the regular crew, and bringing in Superboy.

This kind of pisses me off.  The regular Teen Titans series has been a mess since Johns left following the Titans East storyline.  That’s the series that needs a prominent writer coming aboard along with Conner Kent.  Not necessarily Johns, but somebody. Kid Eternity is a freaking Titan.  What the hell?

And speaking of Titans East…

— the adjective-less Titans series will be getting a revamp and a new roster headed up by Deathstroke.

This isn’t the first time Deathstroke has started a Titans team.  He did it in the afore-mentioned Titans East storyline.  That said, this series was utter shite since it’s inception.  Deathstroke and the Titans killing people sounds good to me. Rock on, people.

—The Birds of Prey are BACK!

WHAT UP!   Gail Simone and Ed Benes return Babs, Black Canary and company to glory.  Why was this series cancelled in the first place?  Fuck Batgirl.  I want my Birds!   Nobody writes strong female characters like Simone  —well, except maybe Whedon. But then he kills them.

—Paul Levitz back on Legion of Superheroes

I loved what Johns did with the legion in Action Comics and ESPECIALLY Legion of 3 Worlds.   Levitz is one of two legends when it comes to LoSH.  Add to that the spectacular art they’ve shown from new artist Yildray Cinar– I’m excited.  This is a book I definitely want to see.

—The Flash and JLA will be under the Brightest Day banner

I’ll be reading Robinson’s JLA, but I’m done with Flash.  I’ve been burned way too many times with this Barry crap.  Why did Johns bother bringing back Wally and Bart considering they’ve been COMPLETELY off the radar for the better part of a year?  And Barry suck.  Big time.

Dear DC, I’m on Team Coco and Team Wally.

And speaking of Brightest Day…

—DC creates two twice monthly series post- Blackest Night.

This is the big news of the week.   But… well,  remember what I said to Marvel about event fatigue?

This is the year that could break the camel’s toe.   Blackest Night is kicking ass right now.  I’m not in love with the execution, but I’m definitely digging the story.   So do I want to find out what happens in Brightest Day?  Absolutely.  The odds are it’s going to have a lot to do with the various colored corps  (I feel so racist every time I say that) and Dawn Granger: White Lantern (oh you KNOW it’s coming).   Still, this and Generation Lost effective constitute DC’s fifth weekly series.

And DC needs to let this shit go.  52 was uneven, but mostly good.  Countdown was so bad it made me want murder kittens.  And Trinity— UGH.  Sure, Wednesday Comics was pretty great, but now it’s time to be done with it.  Is there any reason Brightest Day can’t be constrained to Green Lantern and GLC? And Generation Lost- no one knows anything about it besides the fact that it stars the infamous JLI and is co-written by everyone’s favorite comics curmudgeon, Keith Giffen.   They sound good- so I’m withholding judgment. I’ll try them.  But after this-  I’m done.  Do you hear me, DC?  I’m done.

No more events.  no more mutants.  and no more events.

This has been the week in comics.

In Brightest Day…

// January 11th, 2010 // No Comments » // Comics, Rumor, Scifi

Well, that was fast.

DCU’s Source Blog (written by Alex Segura) announced this morning that post Blackest Night DC will feature a 26-issue series called Brightest Day.

The series will be bi-weekly and written by current Green Lantern (and Blackest Night) and GLC writers Geoff Johns and Peter Tomasi.   No artists for the series have been announced with the exception of Fernando Pasarin (Justice Society of America) who will handle the art for Brightest Day #0.

No announcements about what the series will be about have been made thus far, though more into is expected soon.  Most likely the series will be about what the future of the various colored corps will be.  Also, I’m thinking there’s going to be a White Lantern by the end of this.  Based on what I’ve read, I think current Dove, Dawn Granger and her predecessor Don Hall will be the avatar and champions of the White light. (In the same way that Sinestro and Parallax hold the Yellow light of fear.)  But wrong or right, we won’t know until April when the series debuts (or DC decides to solicit spoilers with solicitations).

Stay tuned folks.

An open letter to Geoff Johns

// December 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // Comics, Humor, Review

Stupidity, Like Lightning

BULLSHIT, LIKE LIGHTNING

Dear Geoff,

as of tonight, I have sat through Grant Morrison’s shit-tastic Final Crisis, your Flash Rebirth and Blackest Night: Flash.

As a huge fan of your work and of the formerly great Flash franchise, I need to say something to you.

Let it go.

With every step you take, every you breath you make, you stand to further ruin both the good will you have created with fans through outstanding writing and the legacy you have left on the Flash.

The fact is most of us thought bringing back Barry Allen was an unbelievably bad idea.  I’m sure you, Grant and Dan Didio stood around giggling like school girls as you made your plans, but believe me when I say that most of us did not share your excitement.

Final Crisis didn’t help matters, when Barry returned to literally run Darkseid to Death. (Seriously…  what the FUCK?)    And I must tell you I was genuinely excited when I heard that you and Van Sciver would be doing another Rebirth title; I even have a signed Barry-Flash poster from Van Sciver himself proudly adorning my bedroom wall.  Now five issues in, I am a little disappointed.

I mean– first of all–  Barry  retroactively created the Speed Force?   Did we read that right?  And no, wait, come on– Professor Zoom has the Negative Speed Force?   (Again.  What. the. FUCK?)   And now Barry is all grim and gritty because he’s got fucking Mommy issues.  Boo fucking hoo.  You’re super fast.  Your wife has dumps like a truck.  Your grandson is Bart A…   well, two out of three ain’t bad.

My biggest problem though is what it did to Wally.  We were told that Wally is still going to be faster.  Wally is still the Flash and he’s going to be teaching Barry for once.   Yet from minute one, Wally has become impotent as a character.  All he seems to do is run around whining “What do we do Barry???”   Wally is supposed to have more power and more experience at this point, yet he is written off as a damn puppy.  What’s the point?   Why ruin all the work you did on the Flash simply because you have fond memories of Silver Age comics?

IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE, BARRY.

IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE, BARRY.

Then DC announced you and Scotty Kollins on Blackest Night: Flash!  And sweet memories of Rogues Revenge began dancing in my head!  Surely, surely this could not miss!  …

FUCK.  FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

More of the same.  In fact, it’s even worse, because it ruins (and I use that term loosely) Flash Rebirth’s ending.   The whole issue feels like a filler issue where Barry shows up just so you can call it Flash before the Rogues take over the book.  And that is the best part of the book!  The second Barry leaves and Captain Cold takes over, it kicks ass!  The Rogues versus undead Professor Zoom?  I’ll read that shit!  Hell yeah!

But it’s still kind of sad when you think about it.  Barry is what is ruining the book.   Maybe that’s the problem I have with Rebirth.  Barry.  Yeah, I think you should really let it go.

Not that I blame you.  You’re still an amazing writer.  One of the best.  I’m definitely digging Blackest Night, despite DC editorial’s obvious interference in your story organization.  But I think you’re over worked.   Seriously, what are you writing, half of DC’s books at this point?   No writer can outrun exhaustion.  (See what I did there?  Huh, huh?!)

I think your race is run with the Flash.  Give it up. Let some other writer have a turn.  Let it go.

PS, Do you think you could sign some books for me??

By Lantern’s Light: No Money Shall Escape Our Sight!

// November 26th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Comics, Humor

Prepare to be fisted.

Prepare to be fisted.

When they announced Blackest Night two years ago in the finale of Sinestro Corps War, I was practically pissing myself with excitement. Sinestro CW was the perfect example for how to handle an event comic.  Blackest Night stood poised to usurp that throne, simultaneously becoming the greatest thing since the invention of painted-on bikinis.

Then DC Editorial got involved.

The money people knew that BK was going to be HUGE.  Therefore they had to rape the cash cow until she could “MOO” no more.    Unfortunately, money based decisions have rarely led to flourishing creative decisions.   Sinestro Corps War’s biggest strength is that is was almost totally self contained.  It ran in both Green Lantern and GL Corps, yet both books could be read on their own without really needing to read the other if the reader so wished.  And the various one-shots managed to be self-contained one-offs.

By contrast, the Blackest Night mini-series can’t even be read on it’s own.

DC’s last Final Crisis failed for a bunch of reasons, but chief among those reasosn (aside from being totally unintelligible) is the fact that the ending makes no sense unless you read Superman Beyond and Legion of Three Worlds.  Both books introduced characters or concepts that were absolutely essential to knowing how Final Crisis ended.  Fuck being a fan.  As a WRITER, I have to say that is complete bullshit.

You would assume DC learned it’s lesson with FC, but instead, made Blackest Night even worse in this regard.   Major portions of the central story are taking place in both Green Lantern, Green Lantern Corps and even the seemingly useless BK: Titans.  Meanwhile the main mini-series seems focused on bullshit for half of it’s run.  The second issue was centered on the Aquaman family.   The first issue was all about Heroes Day and the return of Barry Allen.   Things like this are best served in ancillary titles. And perhaps worst of all is that you can’t even tell what order to read them in.   If you read BK# 5 before checking out GL#48, you are going to be severely confused. I can’t imagine writer Geoff Johns planned things this way.   It’s a mess; a hurricane of junk circling the crapper.

And though my metaphor is strong, none of this is to suggest that I’m not digging the story.  I’m just pissed that now I have to go back to my local comic shop and pick up Blackest Night: Titans #3 just to find out what is going on with Dove.   If you were to trim the fat and tell the story in some sort of logical order, I have no doubt Blackest Night would have been every bit as amazing as the Sinestro arc.

In fact, if anyone from DC is reading this, here’s how you should have ordered the material in Blackest Night:

issue 1:    Black Hand murders himself and his family.  The Black Lantern rings descend on the Universe.

issue 2:   The dead rise and kill a lot of people, launching an assault on DC’s heroes.

issue 3:   The indigo tribe shows up and tells Hal “Dude, we need the rainbow coalition.”   Hawk is killed and Dove manifests her whiteness.

Issue 4:   Hal gathers the different Lanterns.  Nekron shows up.

Issue 5 — well, pretty much exactly what happened in issue 5.

See, I’m not telling you how to write the story.  This is just an organized recap of the central story that doesn’t FUCK your audience.  You could easily have put all that other bullshit in the regular Green Lantern title.  Dude, it’s Johns and Doug Mahnke– we’ll read it anyway!

Thanks for reading.  And check out my positive review of Blackest Knight #5 coming very soon!