Posts Tagged ‘Avengers’

It’s Official- God Exists

// April 14th, 2010 // No Comments » // Comics, Nerdgasm, Rumor

Oh Joss- I'd go gay for you...

Yesterday Topless Robot reported on a rumor that Joss “I write smokin hot chicks” Whedon was THIS CLOSE to signing on to direct The Avengers (the comic, not the brit TV Show) for Marvel Entertainment.

Variety is now pretty much confirming that rumor. Although if you read the article, it sounds like it could still fall through.

I’m trying not to get my hopes up until it is 100% and the film is actually in production, because…  JOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.  COOOOMMICCCCCSSS.

Are you kidding me??  My nipples are hard just thinking about this!

Ohsweetsassymolassey if this movie actually happened it would be like a nerd-orgy… a nergy. (copyright Rebelcomix, bitches)   Seriously, this movie can only end with a bunch of geeks smoking with their undies around their ankles.

The best part is that Whedon will supposedly rework Zak Penn’s script.  To his credit, Penn wrote the script for the second X-Men film which had my vote for best comic film ever up until Iron Man.  Unfortunately he also wrote X-men 3 and Elektra.   Sooo… yeah.  1 in 3 chance of a Penn script not blowing balls. (Interestingly, X-Men 3 was loosely based on Whedon’s first Astonishing X-men trade.) Granted Whedon has his moments of terrible as well, but his ratio of brilliant is insanely high.  I mean, who else could have pulled off Dr. Horrible? And if you look at his record, the man has consistently gotten better at his craft.

his craft is AWESOME

Annnnnnywho.

Jon Favreau (Iron Man) had also expressed interest in directing The Avengers. I wouldn’t be at all disappointed if that happened, but Joss NEEDS to be on a comic adaptation.  If they pulled this off it would totally make up for the loss of Firefly.

…okay no it wouldn’t.

And Then There Were 3…

// March 4th, 2010 // No Comments » // Comics, Rumor, commentary

"...but not my costume."

A few weeks ago one of Marvel’s editors (I forget who, maybe Brevoort) mentioned in an interview (I forget where) that when all is said and done there would be 4 Avengers books on the market.   We’d already been aware for a month or so that Bendis and John Romita Jr would be launching Avengers #1 post-Seige and that Ed Brubaker and Mike Deodato Jr would follow with their own book, Secret Avengers.

Well, as of 3 days ago we have confirmation on the third book, New Avengers.  And believe it or not, this may be the most confusing re-launch yet.  The creative team is exactly the same as the current one.  Bendis and Stuart Immonen (who are KICKING ASSSSSSSS) will return for the reboot.  Which leads to the logical question, why reboot it?  Another bit of confusion is that Spider-man and Wolverine have already been announced as members of the main Avengers team, yet they were the 2nd and 3rd announcements for New Avengers.  For those of you updating your scorecards, that means that Logan is now on every X-Men and every Avengers team. No wonder the guy drinks so much. He has more resposnibilities than Octo-mom’s ‘baby daddy’.

The first NA roster announcement was Luke Cage.  He’ll be taking over as leader of the Thunderbolts now that Norman Osborn is outed, but they’d already suggested he would be an Avenger as well.

And finally this morning, in a move that surprised no one (particularly me, although I predicted she’d be on the other team) who has been reading New Avengers, Jessica Jones Cage is a New Avenger. Jessica has been a mainstay of the Avengers (as a supporting character, not an actual Avenger) since the end of The Pulse, when she and husband Luke Cage had a baby.   This announcement is a mixed blessing for me.  I regard Alias as by-far Bendis’ best work, but since the cancellation of her original series, Alias, Jessica has not been nearly the same character. In most ways, Mrs. Cage lacks the fundamental charm and relatability that defined Jessica.  It is my hope that by making her an official team member, Bendis will have the page space necessary to introduce new readers to the greatness of that character.

Newsarama has implied that she’s going back to her original code-name, Jewel.  Since the statement is uncredited, I’m going to assume they’re basing that on the costume.  I can’t imagine Bendis would saddle one of his favorite creations with that shiteous name. Between the two identities she’s had, I’d even prefer Knightress.   But honestly, can we just Jean Grey her and call her Jessica? It works.

It remains to be seen who will occupy the rest of the two teams.  As mentioned previously, the main book has a stunning lack of vaginas, so expect Ms Marvel, Mockingbird and possibly a left field choice to be included.

Because Bucky demanded it, the entire roster is composed of 'black' people.

Now, no one has been announced as team leaders thus far.  I’m sure I’m in the minority here, but I’d like to see Spider-man head up the NA squad.   One of the few things I dislike about NA’s is the constant playing of Peter as a buffoon.  He’s one of the most respected heroes in the Marvel 616, and for good reason.  Let’s give the kid a shot, Bendis.  Luke Cage blew his.

Marvel has also announced an Avengers Prime miniseries.  Read about it here.

As for the last book, I can only guess it will be one of two things.  Dan Slott has been a crew member since The Initiative.  He’s currently writing Mighty Avengers.  Since Bendis has two books and Bru has one, it’s possible they’ll toss the final one his way.  I don’t get the impression Hank Pym’s team is done yet.  On the other hand, there’s been rumors of Young Avengers returning with both Alan Heinberg and Jim Cheung for a couple of years.

That said, Heinberg is always way too busy to turn a script in on time.  I’m betting Mighty Avengers will be back with a new roster and Slott at the helm.

Captain America vs Hollywood

// February 7th, 2010 // No Comments » // Comics, Movies, Rumor

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When Marvel Comics formed Marvel Entertainment it was a revelation.  It signaled that the company was taking charge of its own destiny in the larger world of on-screen media.   Iron Man proved that a true, honest to God comic book adaptation could be made.  Iron Man is in many ways the prefect comic film, and it’s sequel (due this May) looks to be every bit as good or better.  The road to Marvel’s Avengers film seemed to have clear blue skies.

Then came this announcement.  The LA Times is reporting that Director Joe Johnston is essentially turning the Captain America costume and concept into a joke.

“The costume is a flag, but the way we’re getting around that is we have Steve Rogers forced into the USO circuit. After he’s made into this super-soldier, they decide they can’t send him into combat and risk him getting killed. He’s the only one and they can’t make more. So they say, ‘You’re going to be in this USO show’ and they give him a flag suit. He can’t wait to get out of it.” (Courtesy LA Times)

Okay… two questions.

  1. What’s the point of spending a billion dollars to create a super soldier just so you can turn him into a clown?
  2. Does Joe Johnston and Co. realize that Cap will eventually be standing next to the Norse God of Thunder and the Incredible Hulk?  Why would that costume be the one American audiences find silly?

I realize this comes dangerously close to talking about politics, and for that I apologize.  But this is something I feel needs to be said.   Hollywood never once questioned putting Spider-man or Batman in their costumes.  For crepes’ sakes do you remember the Batman and Robin costumes that Joel Schumaker approved??? Those costumes were silly.

What’s so crazy about an honorable and patriotic soldier during WW2?   What’s so crazy about an American audience believing a man wrapped in the flag?

This isn’t about the audience.  This is about Hollywood.

From ‘Hanoi Jane‘ on down through the ages to James Cameron, the movie and entertainment industry has had a long standing grudge with traditional American values.  The First Amendment is designed to protect even anti-American sentiment.  It’s fine for film-makers and writers to express that point of view.   But this is Captain America.

Cap is one of the oldest comic creations still in circulation.  He was created specifically to be the symbol of American sentiment during WW2.  Call me crazy, but I think that sentiment still exists in the hearts and minds of the majority of the American people.  Even when people don’t love their government, they can still love their country.

A few years ago, when Hollywood decided that GI Joe would no longer be “The Real American Hero” for their big-screen adaptation (The Rise of Cobra), I made a conscious decision that I would not spend my hard-earned money on it.  That decision was made in part because I am a patriot, but also because it is an affront to the property.  GI Joe was a toy franchise about an American task military force comprised of different people of all ethnicities and backgrounds fighting together to preserve liberty and freedom.  Is there anything you can think of more beautiful than that???

But the movie studios decided that was too American.

Okay. Fine.  I didn’t spend my money on The Rise of Cobra.  Nor did I shell out ten dollars for a glorified cartoon by a director who advocates eco-terrorism and hates America.   James Cameron can make whatever film he wants.  He can come up with film techniques that simulate euphoria in the viewer’s mind.  I won’t pay for it.

And the same goes for Captain America.

Marvel Entertainment.  Do not make this film. Do not desecrate the integrity of the character just because you disagree with it. The story of a man who loved his country so much that he underwent experimentation and made himself a walking target to inspire the people of the world is not an out-dated one.

It’s just an under-written one.

UPDATE:  After reading this article on Bighollywood.com, I realized that I should have finished reading the second half of the LA Times article.

To clarify, eventually Steve Rogers goes AWOL (although I’m not certain how one goes AWOL from the USO Tour, but still…) and comes to realize the importance of the costume.  It’s your classic ‘Hero’s Journey’ scenario. And then he becomes a leader.

So ADMITTING MY MISTAKE, my point still kind of stands.   There’s no need to make these changes in the character and costume.

Steve Rogers was a skinny kid who wasn’t allowed to defend his country because he was too frail.  So he agrees to these experimental procedures that will make him a symbol of the American Spirit.  That’s it.  That’s the story.  So why does he get thrust into the USO where he decides he’s too cool to wear the flag?  Where does that come into the story?

It fundamentally changes the character’s personality and purpose.  Cap wears the bright, gaudy costume in defiance of the Nazis. He’s a walking target, and he’s supposed to be. That’s why he has a big ass shield! And that’s another thing.  If Steve thinks the costume is stupid, how is he going to feel about carrying around a bright red, white and blue shield in public?  And again, he’ll later be standing by Thor and Iron Man, and maybe even Ant Man. Isn’t that goofy?  These movies require you to suspend disbelief.  So why is it more realistic and acceptable to see a man dressed as a giant bat than one dressed as the American flag?

Declare War!

// December 1st, 2009 // No Comments » // Comics, Humor, Movies, Rumor, Scifi

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I just shit my pants.

Today, Yahoo has posted a teaser poster for the upcoming sequel to Marvel Films’ first bonafide blockbuster, Iron Man (2008).

The poster is the first visuals of the War Machine armor.  The debut of War Machine has been rumored since the first film, when Rhodey (then played by Oscar winner Terrance Howard) saw a prototype Iron Man suit and said “Next time!”

Expectations are running high for the Iron Man sequel, and for two very good reasons.  The original is arguable the best comic adaptation ever filmed.  And more importantly, Iron Man 2 is said to lead into the big screen Avengers film.  That said, very little has been confirmed so far.

Here’s what we know.

  1. 1. The official villain is Whiplash, played by Mickey Rourke.  The stills of Rourke in what can only be loosely referred to as armor have been around for a while.  The initial style is underwhelming, resembling something a ten year old would put together for Halloween.

2. Sam Rockwell plays Justin Hammer, a competitor of Stark’s who will be a more behind-the-scenes villain- at least initially. Considering War Machine will be featured, it seems likely that Whiplash won’t be the only threat.

3.  Don Cheadle replaces Terrance Howard as Rhodey.  Apparently negotiations with Howard broke down.

4. Sam Jackson is set to return as Nick Fury, based on the Ultimate version of the character.  There have been conflicting reports that Jackson wouldn’t return to the eye patch after all, but so far that seems to have been smoothed out.  Fury will likely be there to introduce Project: Avengers.

5.  Scarlet. Johannson. as Black. Widow.   nuff. said.

it is entirely possible I will not be wearing pants while watching this film.

it is entirely possible I will not be wearing pants while watching this film.

6.  Fury, Black Widow and Iron Man?  This will clearly be where the Avengers starts. Expect a taste of things to come.

7. The film will likely deal with the repercussions of Tony announcing himself as the world’s first superhero.  This may be reflected in greater emphasis on Stark’s alcoholism.

That’s pretty much it.  But honestly, it’s more than enough to whet my appetite.  The War Machine armor looks awesome, and I may spend the rest of the night pretending my body pillow looks like this picture of Scarlet Johansson. -just sayin.

It’s gonna be a looooong wait until May.