Archive for December, 2009

Dollhouse Will ‘Not Fade Away’

// December 20th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Review, Scifi, Television

“Genius” is a word that is thrown around rather casually where Joss Whedon is concerned.   Though it is unknown whether he is comfortable with the title, it isn’t something he’s had to deal with much lately as he’s been bogged down with his current series, Dollhouse.  Despite it’s fans, the new series has been plagued with problems on such a level that the premature demise of Firefly almost seems like a mercy killing.   And despite the best efforts of cast, crew and fans alike, Dollhouse has been cancelled anyway; the drama only a precursor to the inevitable.

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Aside from the typical problems that genre shows tend to have with Fox (especially where Joss is concerned), there’s also the fact that Dollhouse isn’t always the great.  The first season was fairly lackluster throughout most of it’s run; a fact exaggerated by the high expectations of it’s audience.  Most of the blame can be laid on the fact that the show didn’t seem to have a hero.  The main character, Echo (Eliza Dushku) held a different personality every episode, making her difficult to empathize with.  The problem was remedied as the seemingly blank slate Echo became self aware, her personality retaining the composite personalities that had been imprinted on her brain despite their having been supposedly erased.

The first season ended on a high note with the un-televised season finale, Epitaph One.  The episode jumped several years into the future where mind imprinting technology has created an apocalyptic society of lawless streets where the poor forage for food and fight for survival while the rich kidnap those beneath them to jump from body to body, making those with access to imprinting technology functionally immortal.   Having revealed the scope of the show’s possibilities, excitement for the second season was as high as the premiere.

Since then, Dollhouse has finally become a strong show.   And half-way through the season, the cancellation notice was handed down.   I’ve had mixed feelings about the show, thinking it inferior in it’s beginnings and then more worthy toward the middle of it’s run.   As I watched Friday’s incredible 2 part episode Stop Loss (part 1) and The Attic (part 2) I’m equally torn.  While the episode was a turning point for the show, signifying the race toward the proverbial finish line; I believe it may be for the best.   The show has never been stronger, and seems to be finding meaning in it’s death.

The truth is that Dollhouse has always been a concept rife with potential, but perhaps it is best to see it finish strong, like an extended mini-series rather than squander that potential in future seasons through fights with network execs and endless compromise.   After all, it wouldn’t be the first great show to be cancelled ahead of its time, but Echo and company are among the few afforded time to tie up their loose ends.  In three weeks Echo’s story will have been told; her race run.

“This is a good death.”

In the last moments of The Attic, Joss provides a glimpse of his endgame, as the conspirators stand revealed.  In that briefest of moments, we are – I believe intentionally- taken back to the final episode of his second series Angel, called Not Fade Away.  In the finale, Angel and what remained of his friends made a decision to destroy the source of great evil on Earth, the law firm Wolfram and Hart.   They new that their actions would end in death, they would ultimately be justified.

In this way, the Dollhouse crew is similar despite being from a very different universe. Whedon has always told stories about great heroes.  From Buffy to Angel to Firefly to Kitty Pryde’s death in Astonishing X-Men, the indelible image of the hero making the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good in burned into the public subconscious.   Though our heart may break, we can’t help but love the idea that there are people willing to go to the brink and beyond to save us.   As Echo, Ballard, Sierra, Victor and the rest prepare to take down Rossum Corporation to prevent an apocalypse, they strive for greatness.  Classic Whedon.

When all is said and done, the show’s short life will not have mattered.  Their memory will not fade away.

Batman Reborn

// December 10th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Comics, Humor, Rumor

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A few months ago I reported on a rumor thatPirateBatman Bruce Wayne would be returning to the DCU starting with a new miniseries next summer.   It turns out the rumors were true.

DC’s Source Blog has confirmed that Bruce Wayne is returning this April.   The original Batman was presumed dead after being struck by the New God of Evil Darkseid using his Omega Effect.  The Omega Effect is one of several powers Darkseid has, each with it’s own unique properties.  This particular beam sent the spirit of Bruce Wayne back in time while leaving behind his burnt husk of a body.  Yeah, it didn’t make any sense to me either.

So let’s recap. The world’s greatest hero is killed and his once sidekick who has grown into a man and a hero in his own right takes over the mantle.  That hero spends a short time in the role, never truly gelling before finding out that his friend and mentor isn’t dead but instead is lost in time.

Pretty weird story, right?  Only problem is that I just described the last couple of years of Captain America.   Marvel had a pretty sweet deal going with Ed Brubaker’s Captain America series.  He spent a year trying to find the perfect Captain America. Granted, we all knew it would be his former sidekick Bucky Barnes, but the story was so great no one cared.  Over the next year we watched Barnes become a viable hero in his own right, not just a place holder for Steve Rogers.  Now Marvel is in the process of destroying that momentum so that Steve Rogers, Tony Start and Thor can become the holy triumvirate again. (And I suspect so Steve can become the new head of Shield.) And yet Captain America Reborn sucks ass.

Yep, almost as bad as the last Reborn.

Yep, almost as bad as the last Reborn.

But at least Bucky had a chance to become the role.   I don’t care how acclaimed Grant Morrison’s Batman and Robin is, Dick Grayson still feels like Nightwing in bondage gear.   He’s barely begun the job and already DC has announced how temporary he is. Is it because Batman is more iconic than Captain America?  Arguably, but I doubt it. Maybe it’s partly because Nightwing will always be his own man in our eyes.  As Jeph Loeb noted in Hush,  ”Dick was born to be in the center ring.”  But I still think DC has slighted this great character by never giving him a chance to spread his wings.

Bringing Bruce back now feels like a cheap stunt, even if we always knew it was going to happen.  Bruce Wayne will always be Batman as long as comic books remain a viable medium.   But Dick should have been given his time to shine.   The former Robin is one of the most interesting and relatable characters in DC’s history.  Given time, he might have even become a Batman all his own.   But for the second time, Dick is having the mantle of the Bat taken from him (he had it for a short time after the Nightfall saga in the mid-90s).

What really annoys me is that it feels like another cheap stunt.  Marvel and DC have been stealing from each other for years, even as recently as Marvel’s X-Men: Blackest Night.  But it never works out.  There’s never a great story behind it.  Just muted, passive aggressive competition. And there’s no denying that these two stories venture far beyond the realm of coincidence or casual resemblance.  I do have some hope that The Search for Bruce Wayne, Wrath of Retcons (or whatever they’re calling it) will fare better than Cap Reborn has, but the whole mess still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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Okay Grant Morrison, that was my rant.  You’ve sucked lately.  Batman and Robin is decent, but Final Crisis was pure SHIT. Shit.  The red watery kind that makes you think maybe you just peed blood out of your ass.

Batcave Man(see what I did there??) and Captain Bat Sparrow are a good start.  I’m digging what Andy Kubert is laying down.  Now just try not to fuck it up in the execution.

Okay?

The Geek’s Guide to Christmas

// December 6th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // Comics, Review, Scifi, Television

Ah the holidays!  The time when consumerism reaches it’s peak and millions of people scramble to find the perfect gift for the people they love… or tolerate… or work for and thus have to pay homage.

But for most Mundies out there (that’s code for you non-geeks), there’s always that one person… the one that is impossible to shop for, the one you just don’t understand.  Be it brother, friend, sister, lover— nerd, nerd, nerd— the nerd is the word.  Welcome to Rebelcomix guide to christmas shopping for the geek in your life.

First things first, you have to know what kind of Geek you’re dealing with- Scifi, comics, music, art, etc.  The easiest way to do this is to walk into their room.  Most geeks have some sort of adornment, like gang colors (but way cooler).   Do they wear a Battlestar Galactica t-shirt?   Are they a manga nut?  Do they have Transformers or Star Wars toys models laying around? Goood.  But be specific.  If they dig comics, look to see if they have mostly Marvel, DC or some other company.  Never buy an indy comic geek something commercial.  There should be a label by the bar code which names the publisher (your local comic shop can help you with the rest.  Similarly, if they love Star Trek, you don’t want to get them confused with Star Wars.  Trekkies and Trilogy people are like the Bloods and the Crips of the Scifi world.  And they will cut a bitch.

Now that you’ve identified what kind of nerd you’re dealing with, we can get down to business.  Here are just a few possibilities for christmas gifts for the Geek you love.  For the remainder of the article, I’ll stick to scifi

books-11.  Comic Book Tattoo-  if your nerd has a deep and abiding love of Tori Amos, this is the perfect gift for you. Comic Book Tattoo is an anthology of comics based on Tori Amos songs by various artists and writers.   This is one of those things you want but you can’t justify buying for yourself.  It’s available for $50 or you can get the official signed version for $150.

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2.  Farscape-  any scifi fanboy worth his salt will argue that his/her favorite show is the greatest show of all time  (and for the record, Babylon 5 IS the greatest scifi opus EVER)-  but for pure science fiction, nothing touches Farscape.  The story of John Crichton trapped on the other side of the galaxy vying for the love of alien warrior Aeryn Sun will not only satisfy your loved one’s holiday needs, it might just bring out a little nerd in you.  Currently $60 on amazon

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3.  Starman Omnibus-  one of the best comics ever is currently being reprinted in several hard cover volumes.   Starman Omnibus volumes 1-3 are available at most comic shops for $50 apiece.  (and if anyone wants to get me something, go with this or the Farscape box set, mmm-kay?)

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4.  Firefly/ Serenity-  alrighty, if you’ve got a Browncoat in your life (I am), you already know what this is.   They’ve probably made you watch Serenity 600 times.   Here’s a list of suggestions that are sure to appease that Browncoated beast.

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5. Lost Girls-  any comic lover will love this adults only graphic novel by the legendary Alan Moore.  It tells the stories of three famous fictional girls: Wendy, Dorothy and Alice.  Depending on your level of prudence, this may be a little risque for your tastes, but your Geek in question will love it.   Price is usually $50- 60

51hyjL0l9fL._SL160_AA160_6.  Star Wars-   you can go a thousand different ways with this, but here are a few.

  • Lego Millenium Falcon -nuff said.    Basic model is $45, but the more advanced sets are– pricey.
  • Star Wars Novels- you can buy a bunch for cheap and there’s a lot out there.  Go with the Timothy Zahn ones.
  • Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber $100 – to hell with your nerd, buy this for YOU!

blankets_copy07.  Blankets-  if you have an Indy Comics nerd on your hands, you run the risk of them already having this, but if they don’t they’ll love you for it.  Blankets has been recommended by everyone I have ever heard of, but the $30 price tag makes it a risky buy.

8.  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls – trust me.  He’s not going to buy it for himself.

34t8zeb9.  Midnight Nation-  J Michael Straczynski’s most profound work.  If Babylon 5 is his/ her taste, they HAVE to read this.  $20 and your local comic shop probably has it. $20

books10.  I Kill Giants-  no lie, this book made me cry.  It is so unbelievable gut wrenching that I can’t read it in public anymore.  Joe Kelly’s miniseries will make a comic fan out of anybody. $20

BONUS: for the Geek who has everything-  THE HAMMER OF THOR

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If you need any more specific suggestions, feel free to leave a comment and I will get back to you. Also, check out the guys over at 2-in-1 Showcase who also have a gift guide.

An open letter to Geoff Johns

// December 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // Comics, Humor, Review

Stupidity, Like Lightning

BULLSHIT, LIKE LIGHTNING

Dear Geoff,

as of tonight, I have sat through Grant Morrison’s shit-tastic Final Crisis, your Flash Rebirth and Blackest Night: Flash.

As a huge fan of your work and of the formerly great Flash franchise, I need to say something to you.

Let it go.

With every step you take, every you breath you make, you stand to further ruin both the good will you have created with fans through outstanding writing and the legacy you have left on the Flash.

The fact is most of us thought bringing back Barry Allen was an unbelievably bad idea.  I’m sure you, Grant and Dan Didio stood around giggling like school girls as you made your plans, but believe me when I say that most of us did not share your excitement.

Final Crisis didn’t help matters, when Barry returned to literally run Darkseid to Death. (Seriously…  what the FUCK?)    And I must tell you I was genuinely excited when I heard that you and Van Sciver would be doing another Rebirth title; I even have a signed Barry-Flash poster from Van Sciver himself proudly adorning my bedroom wall.  Now five issues in, I am a little disappointed.

I mean– first of all–  Barry  retroactively created the Speed Force?   Did we read that right?  And no, wait, come on– Professor Zoom has the Negative Speed Force?   (Again.  What. the. FUCK?)   And now Barry is all grim and gritty because he’s got fucking Mommy issues.  Boo fucking hoo.  You’re super fast.  Your wife has dumps like a truck.  Your grandson is Bart A…   well, two out of three ain’t bad.

My biggest problem though is what it did to Wally.  We were told that Wally is still going to be faster.  Wally is still the Flash and he’s going to be teaching Barry for once.   Yet from minute one, Wally has become impotent as a character.  All he seems to do is run around whining “What do we do Barry???”   Wally is supposed to have more power and more experience at this point, yet he is written off as a damn puppy.  What’s the point?   Why ruin all the work you did on the Flash simply because you have fond memories of Silver Age comics?

IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE, BARRY.

IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE, BARRY.

Then DC announced you and Scotty Kollins on Blackest Night: Flash!  And sweet memories of Rogues Revenge began dancing in my head!  Surely, surely this could not miss!  …

FUCK.  FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

More of the same.  In fact, it’s even worse, because it ruins (and I use that term loosely) Flash Rebirth’s ending.   The whole issue feels like a filler issue where Barry shows up just so you can call it Flash before the Rogues take over the book.  And that is the best part of the book!  The second Barry leaves and Captain Cold takes over, it kicks ass!  The Rogues versus undead Professor Zoom?  I’ll read that shit!  Hell yeah!

But it’s still kind of sad when you think about it.  Barry is what is ruining the book.   Maybe that’s the problem I have with Rebirth.  Barry.  Yeah, I think you should really let it go.

Not that I blame you.  You’re still an amazing writer.  One of the best.  I’m definitely digging Blackest Night, despite DC editorial’s obvious interference in your story organization.  But I think you’re over worked.   Seriously, what are you writing, half of DC’s books at this point?   No writer can outrun exhaustion.  (See what I did there?  Huh, huh?!)

I think your race is run with the Flash.  Give it up. Let some other writer have a turn.  Let it go.

PS, Do you think you could sign some books for me??

Declare War!

// December 1st, 2009 // No Comments » // Comics, Humor, Movies, Rumor, Scifi

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I just shit my pants.

Today, Yahoo has posted a teaser poster for the upcoming sequel to Marvel Films’ first bonafide blockbuster, Iron Man (2008).

The poster is the first visuals of the War Machine armor.  The debut of War Machine has been rumored since the first film, when Rhodey (then played by Oscar winner Terrance Howard) saw a prototype Iron Man suit and said “Next time!”

Expectations are running high for the Iron Man sequel, and for two very good reasons.  The original is arguable the best comic adaptation ever filmed.  And more importantly, Iron Man 2 is said to lead into the big screen Avengers film.  That said, very little has been confirmed so far.

Here’s what we know.

  1. 1. The official villain is Whiplash, played by Mickey Rourke.  The stills of Rourke in what can only be loosely referred to as armor have been around for a while.  The initial style is underwhelming, resembling something a ten year old would put together for Halloween.

2. Sam Rockwell plays Justin Hammer, a competitor of Stark’s who will be a more behind-the-scenes villain- at least initially. Considering War Machine will be featured, it seems likely that Whiplash won’t be the only threat.

3.  Don Cheadle replaces Terrance Howard as Rhodey.  Apparently negotiations with Howard broke down.

4. Sam Jackson is set to return as Nick Fury, based on the Ultimate version of the character.  There have been conflicting reports that Jackson wouldn’t return to the eye patch after all, but so far that seems to have been smoothed out.  Fury will likely be there to introduce Project: Avengers.

5.  Scarlet. Johannson. as Black. Widow.   nuff. said.

it is entirely possible I will not be wearing pants while watching this film.

it is entirely possible I will not be wearing pants while watching this film.

6.  Fury, Black Widow and Iron Man?  This will clearly be where the Avengers starts. Expect a taste of things to come.

7. The film will likely deal with the repercussions of Tony announcing himself as the world’s first superhero.  This may be reflected in greater emphasis on Stark’s alcoholism.

That’s pretty much it.  But honestly, it’s more than enough to whet my appetite.  The War Machine armor looks awesome, and I may spend the rest of the night pretending my body pillow looks like this picture of Scarlet Johansson. -just sayin.

It’s gonna be a looooong wait until May.